Oh, my

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 07/07/2015 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

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Why don’t we get this in the STAAAAAAATES?!

LongbowMkII > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 10:33

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because no one bought the Crosstour so clearly the US is not interested in wagons that don’t look like butt.

thebigbossyboss > LongbowMkII 07/07/2015 at 10:34

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that DO look like butt. corrected it for you.

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 10:37

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Because it's fugly.

Party-vi > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 10:38

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Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 10:45

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Accord(ish) wagon?

Cé hé sin > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 10:49

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Because you wouldn’t buy it. Not even a brown manual diesel like this.

Manny05x > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 10:54

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You didn't buy the tsx wagon, what makes you think you will buy this?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Manny05x 07/07/2015 at 10:55

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Because I never knew the TSX wagon existed

Wow, that’s sexy.

Hiroku > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 10:59

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I’ll have a BTCC spec one, please

duurtlang > Steve in Manhattan 07/07/2015 at 11:09

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It’s a Civic.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 11:15

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Because CR-V. I like it, but Honda’s European engine range is tragic.

RockThrillz89 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 11:16

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It’s not in the US because it doesn’t come with a small factory lift kit and taller tires. Slant the roof more so it’s not as practical, raise the ride highth so people can drive over curbs take speed humps at full speed don’t have to bend their fat ass over drive down that interesting dirt road one time, and charge an extra $5k and it will sell like hot cakes at a fat camp.

Steve in Manhattan > duurtlang 07/07/2015 at 11:58

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I like it.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 12:05

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Cause its ugly as fuck thats why

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/07/2015 at 12:50

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Because it’s ugly.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/08/2015 at 00:30

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I like it.